A Day in the Life.

Zac Efron

Zac is so hot. the fact that we have watched him grow from a young boy into a full on sexy ass man is wicked. and although his movies tend to be cheesy at times he still looks fucking good doing it. my complaint is the fact that he got YOLO tattooed on his hand, like for fucks sake Zac.

Jake Gyllenhaal

omg, fuck you Jake. with that face, and those eyes, and that fucking smile that’s so shiny and brilliant. and abs in movies i could grate cheese on. YOU SUCK. ….i love you.

Jon Hamm

another fucking fox. ugh, he makes my fucking toes curl. and he’s smart as hell too. and sexy as hell in Mad Men with his womanizing ways.

Jensen Ackles

and Mr. Supernatural numbero 2. so sexy. both of them. i could not even imagine the show without them both. i think i just convinced myself to start watching again.

James McAvoy

alright, let’s put to the side the fact that he was half goat in Narnia just for a second okay, because he completely made up for it in X-Men: First Class. he made Professor Xavier bangable. who does that? he’s talented, sexy and always looking mysterious. i think we’d all tap that.

Garrett Hedlund

let me just start by saying that if Garrett Hedlund is not cast to play Finnick Odair in Catching Fire and Mockingjay I WILL LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT. i can already see him in the role and it’s FLAWLESS JUST LIKE HIM. moving on, Garrett is so fucking.. yum. you just wanna spread him on a cracker like damn. and he’s such a good actor. if you need some references just watch Eragon, Four Brothers or Troy. all amazing. i’ve never actually seen Tron but i heard he was good in that to so shit watch that one for fun and just stare at the amazingness that is his face.

Heath Ledger

the fact that he’s gone still amazes me. i just can’t believe that we lost such talent at such a young age. & he was at his prime too. so young, so attractive, so talented. so tragic. but he will always be on this list. he was far too talented & good looking to ever be booted off. & the fact that he played what is arguably the greatest Joker of all time makes him that much more legendary.

RIP. <3

Francisco Lachowski 

all i have to say is JAWLINE, SMILE, EYES, ABS. he be killllllllllllling em.

Charlie Hunnam

honestly, if you’re not watching Sons of Anarchy i don’t know what you’re doing with your life. this man is the fucking reason to watch. well, him & Katey Sagal but that’s not the point! the point is that this man clearly needs your attention. JUST LOOK AT HIM. alright now picture him on a Harley wearing his club’s cut, killing people, fucking tattoos everywhere, all while being a good father. if i haven’t convinced you by now you’re deranged. oh & he was in Green Street Hooligans. oh and did i mention he’s British? yeah that’s right there’s an accent on this man too. the British get everything right….

Ryan Reynolds

not only is he so hot it should be illegal, but he’s a comedic actor which makes him that much more attractive. if you have never seen an episode of Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place or his movie Waiting… then you don’t even know just how funny he is. Waiting… is my FAVOURITE movie by him he’s hilarious & of course plays a womanizing male role which is no shocker but it’s hilarious. and he’s sexy so how can you go wrong really?

Ryan Kwanten

i want to know who i can hold responsible for this right here. seriously, i would just like to send out a thank you to Ryan’s parents for making these fucking chromosomes blend PERFECTLY. but i also ask that you make no more children because if you pop out one more human being looking like this we will all lose our shit. and the fact that you can turn on almost any episode of True Blood and watch him bang countless women makes it that much harder to try to not think about him in the sack. oh and did i mention he’s Australian? yeah that was the sound of you wetting your pants.

Jeremy Renner

omg, the amount of movies that i have watched him in that i just stare at in awe. he is sooo…. omg. and he’s playing Hawkeye in The Avengers. HAWKEYE, as in amazing-fucking-bow-shooting-arms HAWKEYE. omg, i can’t even begin to explain how excited i am to see him. and just look at that picture for GQ. who told you you could be that attractive? who gave you permission to look like that? fuck you are killing us all here.

Chris Hemsworth

omfg, i warned you. i told you this was coming. it is not my fault you weren’t prepared. if you don’t know who Chris Hemsworth is shame on you… lol. seriously shame on you The Avengers comes out this Friday and you have to know who Thor is SO GO FIGURE IT OUT. go watch Thor, seriously just go watch it and thank me later not only is he fine as FUCK in that movie but he’s hilarious. i cannot wait to watch him in The Avengers. if at one point his shirt is not off i will be so pissed off omg.

Josh Ramsay

omfg, where do i start? do i start with his sheepish yet outgoing personality? i have a friend who actually partied with the whole band and she told me that at first he was really shy but then when he comes out of his shell he’s a lot of fun and I LOVE THAT. do i dare even mention his voice? the fucking voice that could cause car accidents when it comes on the radio. i fucking lose my shit in the car i adore him. how about the fact that he has a tongue ring? to me that is so sexy……. what else? how about those fucking piercing blue eyes? how about the fact that he can dye his hair whatever colour he wants and i’m still attracted to him? he’s flawless.. omg.. i’m gunna listen to Marianas Trench now..

Tom Parker

yes yes i realize that the photo isn’t exactly uterus-falls-out sexy but i fucking love this picture! it shows how out going and fun he can be and that in itself is sexy. confidence to act and be who you are is sexy. believe me you can just type in Mr. Parker’s name into a search engine and find lots of sexy ones if ya want, but i love any picture of him. & that VOIIIIIIIIIIIIICE, that voice is the reason why i understand why girls throw panties and bras onto a stage.